I found your pants under my sofa

I found your pants under my sofa

It’s all I’ve to show for

My love with you

Now this romance is dead and over

It’s time to go for

These pants and you

We said goodbye now – 4 weeks and a day

I took your memories – and I cried ‘em away

I burned your pictures, I tore up your notes

But what I’m left holding – leaves a lump in my throat,  cos

I found your pants under my sofa…

Yeah, we had a lovelife I’ll never forget

On top of the wardrobe, and under the bed

Now you’re a memory that lives with me still

As 12 easy payments: my furniture bill

I found your pants under my sofa…

I’ve no regrets now – there’s no looking back

I’m leaving tomorrow – my suitcase is packed

Your personal hygiene still hangs in the air

I’m torching this house and - I’m leaving you there

I found your pants under my sofa

It’s all I’ve to show for

My love with you

Now this romance is dead and over

It’s time to go for

These pants and you

It’s time to go for

These pants and you